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A Holiday Wish

Here’s a little yuletide rambling for the fans, and for you mac sucking little Apple freakazoids that get all giddy whenever one of those annoying ass commercials starring this douchebag comes on TV: Actually, I shouldn’t be so trite. I haven’t met Justin Long in person, and who knows maybe he’s a heck of a [...]

An Ode to Overpriced Plastic Crap

Dear Apple, How do I hate thee Oh purveyor of cantankerous detritus Oh fine swindler of technological putrescence A macbook pro, fervid slop Quivering jello pudding pop I’d like to rip your ass in two Freeze one half then take some glue And stick it to my dirty shoe Id walk around and through a [...]

MacWorld, and Apple, Doomed!

Ah my little macobytes, a greater feeling of warmth has never been felt by your favorite blogger. A more intense feeling of satisfication and righteous indignation has never been reveled in so much as now. Why, you ask? Apple pulls out of MacWorld, thats why suckers!!! Hahahahahah!! Muhahahahahaha!! Bwahaahaha!! It’s over mac freaks! No more [...]

CrApple takes down KB Doc telling users to protect their Macs

Sneaky sneak Apple takes down site after negative media attention Well well well, a little media hype and your interest in your users takes a back seat to backing up your lies and filth, huh apple? You dirty rat bastards!! Listen to this garbage: “We have removed the KnowledgeBase article because it was old and [...]

A Long Hiatus

Well MacFans, Ive been absent as of late. Mainly because telling the entire Mac-humping community to suck my balls is just a lot of work, and I’m kinda tired. I mean, too much ball-sucking fun and it gets old ya know? I do find it amusing that Vista is now preferred over OSX by over [...]