Here’s a little yuletide rambling for the fans, and for you mac sucking little Apple freakazoids that get all giddy whenever one of those annoying ass commercials starring this douchebag comes on TV:
Actually, I shouldn’t be so trite. I haven’t met Justin Long in person, and who knows maybe he’s a heck of a [...]
Dear Apple,
How do I hate thee
Oh purveyor of cantankerous detritus
Oh fine swindler of technological putrescence
A macbook pro, fervid slop
Quivering jello pudding pop
I’d like to rip your ass in two
Freeze one half then take some glue
And stick it to my dirty shoe
Id walk around and through a field
My hate, like an axe do wield
The legions of [...]
Ah my little macobytes, a greater feeling of warmth has never been felt by your favorite blogger. A more intense feeling of satisfication and righteous indignation has never been reveled in so much as now. Why, you ask?
Apple pulls out of MacWorld, thats why suckers!!!
Hahahahahah!! Muhahahahahaha!! Bwahaahaha!!
It’s over mac freaks! No more [...]
Sneaky sneak Apple takes down site after negative media attention
Well well well, a little media hype and your interest in your users takes a back seat to backing up your lies and filth, huh apple? You dirty rat bastards!! Listen to this garbage:
“We have removed the KnowledgeBase article because it was old and inaccurate,” [...]
Well MacFans, Ive been absent as of late.
Mainly because telling the entire Mac-humping community to suck my balls is just a lot of work, and I’m kinda tired. I mean, too much ball-sucking fun and it gets old ya know?
I do find it amusing that Vista is now preferred over OSX by [...]
