Apple Can Suck My Balls

Watch ‘em and weep ye pathetic deciples of the forbidden fruit:

Can the Mac you just spent thousands on do that? Considering it doesnt even compare to Windows in terms of software support, and it’s only claim to fame is a nice GUI, can it even compare the the FREE GUI slickness of Linux & [...]

Apple, a vile stenchA rotted fruit? No, your Mac Worthless fanboy slaves
Ah, the Haiku.  The simplest literary form, and yet there are so many rules! It never ceases to fascinate me.  The above Haiku, while I admit it is a truly brilliant quip, doesn’t really adhere to the traditional form other than its 5-7-5 syllabic structure.  [...]