Here’s a little yuletide rambling for the fans, and for you mac sucking little Apple freakazoids that get all giddy whenever one of those annoying ass commercials starring this douchebag comes on TV:
Actually, I shouldn’t be so trite. I haven’t met Justin Long in person, and who knows maybe he’s a heck of a [...]
I’d like to sip upon a Crapple Soda
Drinking sweetness through a straw
Economic Tailspin
Im so glad, my iPhone’s monthly fee
Was worth being late on my ARM mortage
Internet access, cool motion sensor
Havent been laid in 10 years
Ask my pocket protector
Buy another white plastic turd
Called a macbook
Economic meltdown, with bubbles.
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Brainwashed Apple Fanzoids Have To Go!
Today, allow me to butcher this great poetic verse by the legenday Robert Frost:
“After Apple Picking” by Robert Frost:
My long two-pointed ladder’s sticking through a tree
Toward heaven still,
And there’s a barrel that I didn’t fill
Beside it, and there may be two or three
Apples I didn’t pick upon some bough.
But I am done with apple-picking now.
Ahem…
“After [...]
‘Rectitude’, such a cool word. It means courage, honor, intelligence…qualities an Apple zealot has tasted little of. For you, Apple fanboys, I write these words:
Dearest Apple, with your three percent market share
Your computers are overpriced and underpowered
And yet, your die hard fans seem not to care
They’ll defend you to the end of time,
Spending [...]
