Well well well, a little media hype and your interest in your users takes a back seat to backing up your lies and filth, huh apple? You dirty rat bastards!! Listen to this garbage:

“We have removed the KnowledgeBase article because it was old and inaccurate,” an Apple spokesman said in an e-mailed statement. “The Mac is designed with built-in technologies that provide protection against malicious software and security threats right out of the box. However, since no system can be 100% immune from every threat, running antivirus software may offer additional protection.”

Umm…ya think? Are you kinda sorta maybe admitting now that your bs claims about ‘no viruses on a Mac’ just maybe were sorta…LIES?

Listen kids, all computers get viruses and malware. Mac’s werent targeted much because they were so obscure and nobody wanted to own one. But now, thanks to malicious ad campagins, outright lies and propaganda, their market share of the PC market has increased 1%. Now the jackass virii writers have your number, Crapple. Im going to laugh till I shit my pants thinking about all the stupid arts and crafts, evian drinking black turtleneck wearing beatnick sonofabitches who are going to show up at the genius bar in the next couple months because they don’t know what anti-virus software is.

Silly Apple – will you ever learn?

Apple Ruins Nasdaq

LOL! Look at that stock fall!! Seriously, you can watch it fall by the minute over at Yahoo Finance

I can barely contain myself…the entire tech market is judging its profitability based on iPod sales. Everyone on earth owns a freaking iPod – how can these fools sell any more of them? It’s called market saturation people…look it up!

Me personally, Ill buy a Zune and a $400 Dell notebook so I have a little cash left over to pick up the pieces when Apple is down to $5 a share. Maybe Ill throw a quarter into the case of your MacBook Air when you’re left panhandling on the street corner, caressing your iPod Touch for warmth as you mourn the loss of your life savings…

Hackintosh Outperforms Mac Pro

As the guy on Lifehacker just showed, his single core, sub $1000 Hackintosh just blew away the $2k+ MacPro on nearly all benchmarks. As is being shown in the ‘Building A Mac Killer’ series – Apple doesn’t hold a candle to what you can do with a little research, patience and time.

Oooooh….his hackintosh doesn’t have iSight!! Or a free printer!! Whine all you want Macaplodocuses, Mac is a PC now – and it just can’t hang with a DIY system in terms of price/performance.

A blogger has uncovered what he claims is a “massive” bug in Apple’s Mac OS X 10.5 Finder app that could result in the loss of data when folders are moved from a Mac to directly- or network-connected storage.

Well! Looks like the Apple QA team was smoking their lunch when they had to test out this functionality. Tsk tsk tsk…and you guys thought Vista was bad!

Read the rest of the article HERE

Apple’s well-oiled publicity machine may well have ensured that half the planet knows all about their innovative iPhone, but when it comes to dipping in their pockets and buying the thing, it seems us Brits are distinctly sniffy, with a recent YouGov survey discovering that just one per cent of Britons polled would be buying an iPhone.

Although twenty five per cent of respondents expressed ‘a high likelihood’ of shelling out for an iPhone when they saw the feature list, this promptly fell to just one per cent when they learned that the handset would cost a hefty £269 with a minimum monthly contract of £35…

Get the whole article:

HERE

Well that’s just proof positive that Americans are dumbasses. Seriously. If a company has enough money to put a snazzy ad on TV telling us we gotta have something…well then credit be damned, we gotta have it!! I feel an odd combination of nausea, disgust, contempt, and strangely – pity for those of you enslaved to techno gadgetry.

iPhone…whateva…kiss my freakin’ ass you corporate whores!

I guess I’ll see you at the genius bar, huh my little Appleoids? LOL…check it out:

A significant number of Mac owners upgrading to Leopard on Friday reported that after installing the new operating system, their machines locked up, showing only an interminable — and very Windows-like — “blue screen of death.”

Easily the heaviest-trafficked thread on the Leopard support forums as of late Friday, “Installation appears stuck on a plain blue screen” told how after a successful Leopard install using the default “Upgrade” option and the required restart, some users’ Macs refused to budge from the blue screen. Although many gave up after 30-60 minutes and rebooted, others were more patient and let their Macs be as long as six hours.

Get the whole article HERE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQT3Sy9B9Ac

Who is that dude? What is up with the hair? Is it a must that every Mac fanboy look like he’s trying WAY too hard?

And why to point releases from Apple cost their customers money?? Can you imagine the uproar of Microsoft charged $129 for Service Packs?

Wake up people!! Jesus H. Christmas already!!

I’m kind of nauseous after watching that video, so I’m going to go throw up my breakfast now. I know that was an ad for Panther, and that’s old – but Leopard is right around the corner so I’m going to head out and get some ipecac so I can get started early.

SNAP!

Seriously folks, what is this world coming to? Just read this article:

Starbucks in Bed With Apple

You, know a good friend of mine who is a connoisseur of fine coffees has a bumper sticker like this:

And, while at first I didnt understand, after several attempts to get a decent cup of coffee at Starbucks I can totally see the point. That stuff is pure swill! I have had a better cup of coffee at a McDonald’s drive through, and paid half as much for it. I think you could develop film with the water they use to make that shit…seriously.

Here, my friends, is a startling coincidence. Starbucks promotes themselves as a haven of fine culture and exquisite brews, and yet when it comes down to the wire – they’re overpriced crap. Apple promotes themselves as a gift to the computer world from God himself (or herself, whateva) – and yet when it comes down to it they’re incapable, locked down underperforming pretty boxes with a hefty price tag.

It’s a match made in marketing heaven!! Friends, I beg…no, I emplore you to educate yourselves and stay clear of this demon union of greed and self gratification. Tell your friends and your families to stay well away from this cash sucking, life stealing collaboration forged in the fires of avarice (that means greed, Apple fans!) and obdurate deceit.

Friends, Don’t Let Friends Drink Starbucks…and by all means:

Oh yeah! That’s just a thumbnail folks! Click on that badboy and download to get the full, glorious bumper-sticker sized image. Print it out, share it with your friends. Spread the word: Apple, you suck ass. And you’re goin’ down!

Vista More Secure Than Mac OSX

And I quote:

I have found the code quality, at least in terms of security, to be much better overall in Vista than Mac OS X 10.4. It is obvious from observing affected components in security patches that Microsoft’s Security Development Lifecycle (SDL) has resulted in fewer vulnerabilities in newly-written code. I hope that more software vendors follow their lead in developing proactive software security development methodologies.

And this article is published in noneother than your precious MacWorld!! Ah, I feel a warmth permating my entire being right now as I imagine the multitudes of Mac freak-zealots simultaneously feeling that universal pang of rage and sadness borne by the realization that you know you’ve been taken for a fool by the one you love.

Please, feel free to comment. Feel free to try and quote another selling point from the Apple marketing ads that have been burned into the EPROM of your brain.

I’m going to cut this one a little short, because I realize it may take a little longer to load the text on your computer that cost about twice as much as mine – as it really has about half the CPU power. Plus I want to give you some time to find a good free OSX antivirus program…good luck:)