Doesn’t that piss you off? Not only that you’re friends with such a nerd, but that Apple would deface such a great movie by stealing the tagline and applying their own nauseating schtick to it?

Well, now you can fight back!

Introducing, the ACSMB.com Leopard release party t-shirts!

Check it freaks:

Awwww yea! Now that’s some style right there. Click the shirt to go right to the ACSMB store!!

Which brings me to my next topic:

Ah yes, it had to come…Leopard gets released, we have a new T-shirt…it’s time for a contest!! Yes!!
Get your pic taken with one of those shirts on, and send it to us via email:

Do something crazy! Trick or treating, standing on your head, whateva…let your hate for Apple guide you on your photographic quest. Best 5 will get reviewed by our panel and will get featured on the site!!

First person to send a pic of them with an ACSMB shirt on IN AN APPLE STORE gets $25.00. No foolin! (so you get the shirt for free + money for coffee:)) That would be so damn funny, it’s worth way more…but hey it’s not like I’m Apple and have a ton of money from charging people
$170 $129 for what should be a free OS upgrade

You can buy one of these luscious puppies in there:

(Or you can download that one for free, throw some rubber cement on it and slap it on your car – spread the faith people!)

Hey – now that I’ve opened an Apple Can Suck My Balls store – does that make me an Apple Can Suck My Balls Genius? Does anyone think its a bit audacious that a company demands their store reps be called ‘geniuses’?

I have to go to grocery shopping tonight – I wonder if the butcher will look at me wierd if I ask to speak with the ‘Meat Genius’. Or maybe the ‘Cheese Slicin’ Genius’. Oh damn I gotta get going…I forgot to take the trash out and Im gonna miss the Garbage Genius…brb…