Archive for July, 2009

An Ode to Overpriced Plastic Crap

Dear Apple, How do I hate thee Oh purveyor of cantankerous detritus Oh fine swindler of technological putrescence A macbook pro, fervid slop Quivering jello pudding pop I’d like to rip your ass in two Freeze one half then take some glue And stick it to my dirty shoe Id walk around and through a [...]