An Ode to Overpriced Plastic Crap
Dear Apple,
How do I hate thee
Oh purveyor of cantankerous detritus
Oh fine swindler of technological putrescence
A macbook pro, fervid slop
Quivering jello pudding pop
I’d like to rip your ass in two
Freeze one half then take some glue
And stick it to my dirty shoe
Id walk around and through a field
My hate, like an axe do wield
The legions of [...]
