Crapple Soda

I’d like to sip upon a Crapple Soda
Drinking sweetness through a straw
Economic Tailspin
Im so glad, my iPhone’s monthly fee
Was worth being late on my ARM mortage
Internet access, cool motion sensor
Havent been laid in 10 years
Ask my pocket protector
Buy another white plastic turd
Called a macbook
Economic meltdown, with bubbles.

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