Archive for January, 2008

Apple Destroys Nasdaq

Well well Apple fanfreaks – look like your precious treasure chest of ‘innovation’ (if you define innovation by repackaging existing concepts with fluffy exteriors and charging a premium for them) is going to destroy the tech industry: Apple Ruins Nasdaq LOL! Look at that stock fall!! Seriously, you can watch it fall by the minute [...]

Mac Suckaroo

The Keynote at MacWorld Left Me Sullen and Blue I’d felt as if Id just been part of a big Mac Suckaroo A thin piece of crap, oooh and Apple TV Take Two What the hell were you guys thinking that’s nothing quite new The Macbook Air sucks, and hell so do you Let’s all [...]

DeusExMachina = PoopScoot

That’s your new name son, PoopScoot. I can’t wait until you log on to ACSMB from your new MacBook Air, I wonder if the sheer awesomeness of this blog will melt its little panty waist into oblivion.

Something Lame Is In The Air

And what is it? The MacBook ‘Air’ of course!! So this was the highlight of the the MacWorld ‘Keynote’ huh? A superthin, quasi-functional notebook computer for people that have trouble curling those rubber coated dumbells in the ninny area of the local gym. YAAAY!!! 1 USB port!! You know, I think Ill buy an ASUS [...]

Happy 2008!

Happy 2008 you Mac loving zealatinous freaks!! May your iMacs overheat, your Mac Pros become quickly outdated, and your iPhones gleefully explode over the course of this yet unexplored expanse of time that is the year 2008. Oh, and from now on, we are to refer to ACSMB user DeuxExMachina as ‘Poop Scoot’. Thank you.