Well, you asked for it, so here it is! The Apple Can Suck My Balls Store over at cafepress.com! The Apple Can Suck My Balls Store You can buy one of these luscious puppies in there: (Or you can download that one for free, throw some rubber cement on it and slap it on your [...]
Hey whats up ACSMB fans!! Sorry about the delay, with the upcoming release of the Apple Leopard OS, Ive been busy laughing my ass off!!! LOL!! You gotta know I’m just kidding Mac fans…in all honestly, I think that Mac hardware is actually pretty nice. It looks cool, they use decent components, and OSX is [...]
Well well well, looks like the misbegotten child of the coffee industry (Starbucks) has teamed up with the white skinned corporate snake in the grass (Apple) to deliver a one-two punch of bad tasting coffee, shitty music, and a steaming serving of all-you-can-eat corporate bullshit to the apathetic iPhone toting masses. Wait. That’s a one-three [...]
‘Rectitude’, such a cool word. It means courage, honor, intelligence…qualities an Apple zealot has tasted little of. For you, Apple fanboys, I write these words: Dearest Apple, with your three percent market share Your computers are overpriced and underpowered And yet, your die hard fans seem not to care They’ll defend you to the end [...]
And its in THIS GUY’s house!!
