Some Saturday Tomfoolery!

Today, allow me to butcher this great poetic verse by the legenday Robert Frost:

“After Apple Picking” by Robert Frost:

My long two-pointed ladder’s sticking through a tree
Toward heaven still,
And there’s a barrel that I didn’t fill
Beside it, and there may be two or three
Apples I didn’t pick upon some bough.
But I am done with apple-picking now.


“After Apple Picking” by

Another product released to great fanfare
Stocks rise as Jobs grins
Honored as a god of men, but bathed in sin
Form follows function without so much care
Honor that is not deserved but taken
From the hearts and minds of freaks forsaken.

That means YOU, Apple Freaks!!

Ooh look, not all artists think the Mac is the ‘Industry Standard’…

Robert Frost - Apple Sucks Balls

Stay tuned loyal readers!! Next installment of ‘Building a Mac Killer’ tomorrow – apologies for the delay! Wading through Apple’s BS can slow me down sometimes :P

2 Responses to “Some Saturday Tomfoolery!”

  1. Apple can lick my balls as well, I mean just look at the commercials. They are made for people who really don’t know how to do anything. “I can’t turn things on.” – Yo-Yo Ma

    Ellen Feiss ” The computer was like beep boop beep and like my paper was gone, it was like a really good paper”

    You should check out the article that Maddox has about Mac users.

  2. Nice post man – got a link to that article?