Announcing – The ACSMB Store!

Well, you asked for it, so here it is! The Apple Can Suck My Balls Store over at cafepress.com!


The Apple Can Suck My Balls Store

You can buy one of these luscious puppies in there:

Apple Sucks Sticker

(Or you can download that one for free, throw some rubber cement on it and slap it on your car – spread the faith people!)

Hey – now that I’ve opened an Apple Can Suck My Balls store – does that make me an Apple Can Suck My Balls Genius? Does anyone think its a bit audacious that a company demands their store reps be called ‘geniuses’?

I have to go to grocery shopping tonight – I wonder if the butcher will look at me wierd if I ask to speak with the ‘Meat Genius’. Or maybe the ‘Cheese Slicin’ Genius’. Oh damn I gotta get going…I forgot to take the trash out and Im gonna miss the Garbage Genius…brb…

:P

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