Friday Poetic Rectitude

‘Rectitude’, such a cool word. It means courage, honor, intelligence…qualities an Apple zealot has tasted little of. For you, Apple fanboys, I write these words:



Dearest Apple, with your three percent market share
Your computers are overpriced and underpowered
And yet, your die hard fans seem not to care
They’ll defend you to the end of time,
Spending all their funds, every last dime,
On your latest and greatest technological toy
A touchscreen! Fat Nano! Oh goodness! Oh joy!
I admire you Apple, for biting the hand that feeds
You do it with such style, it is something to see
Perhaps Ill get a Mac one day
Ill give in to your libidinous calls
Aw shit
I’m just fooling
You can
Suck.
My.
Balls.


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